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Post Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:59 am   Post subject: Want to read a TON of Rants | see the new TSA blog Reply with quote Back to top  
one of my favs so far...

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Ever since you started x-raying our shoes, I've been forced to carry all my plastic explosives in my pants which I find most inconvenient.


check the whole thing out at http://www.tsa.gov/blog/

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An infinite number of monkeys pounding away on keyboards will eventually produce a report showing that Windows is more secure and has a lower TCO, than linux.
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Post Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:41 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top  
Laughing

The TSA are comedy geniuses...

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:42 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top  
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Traveling to NJ via Philly from Pullman, WA last year. Made it through Pullman, WA with my toothpaste (a large, extremely explosive tube of Crest). On the way home, the Philly Airport TSA confiscated my dangerous Crest. Must have been Colgate fans.


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Post Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:41 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top  
heh...

you just have to laugh about this stuff... otherwise you'll scream.

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