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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 4:37 am Post subject:

Ingredient list:
Salma Hayek
1 pair gravity boots
1 funnel
2 1/3 cups honey

Simply combine all ingredients in a boiling cauldron of love, let stand for 10-15 minutes, and ENJOY.

Don't pet the cat if you just met the cat

Big Dog Joined: 20 Oct 2000 Posts: 3689 Location: USA

you forgot the ice cubes (for after you get out of "the cauldron of love")

and the whipped cream topping for desert !

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There is NO spoon !
-Brain

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2000 7:04 pm Post subject:

Has anyone seen "Big Mama's House" with Martin Lawerence? His love interest in the flick is exceptionally fine and I think she'd make a nice ingredient in the recipe. And by the way it is Selma with and "e" Horsebank of course it is hard to type with just one hand on the keyboard.[ Wink

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Rover
"...She went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone,
when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of her own!"

Cat Chaser Joined: 24 Oct 2000 Posts: 951 Location: USA

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Ingredient list:
Salma Hayek
1 pair gravity boots
1 funnel
2 1/3 cups honey

Simply combine all ingredients in a boiling cauldron of love, let stand for 10-15 minutes, and ENJOY.

hehe only 15 minutes? Very Happy

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Booyah grandma. Booyhah.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2000 12:35 pm Post subject:

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hehe only 15 minutes?

How do you think I feel? Wink Smile

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Don't you DARE call me Martha!

Cat Chaser Joined: 24 Oct 2000 Posts: 951 Location: USA

LOL oh dear the images...the images!!

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Booyah grandma. Booyhah.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2000 1:57 am Post subject:

First of all, it is Salma with an "a", not Selma with an "e". Thank you very much. And as far as "hehe only 15 minutes", according to my recipe that 15 minutes is preperation time, not enjoyment time. Of course none of this will ever matter since Salma is not really of this world, She's a Goddess of the imagination.

Don't pet the cat if you just met the cat

Cat Chaser Joined: 24 Oct 2000 Posts: 951 Location: USA

sowweee [:I]

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Booyah grandma. Booyah.